Joke of the week [117 = year 3, #13] retired Army colonel (October 11 - October 17)

Retired Army colonel: "I'd like some pepper, my good man."
Shop assistant: "Certainly, sir. What sort would you like - white  or black pepper?"
Retired Army colonel: "Neither. I want toilet pepper!"

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