A ventriloquist is working in the boondocks of Arkansas and during his show a hick stands up and yells: "Hey, you on stage! All evenin' you been makin' smart-ass remarks about us from Arkansas bein' dimwits. Well, mister, we ain't all dumb, so you better watch it!" "Relax," said the ventriloquist, "They are just jokes." "I'm not talkin' to you," the hick replied, "I'm talkin' to that little jerk sitting on your knee."
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