Joke of the week [221 = year 5, #13]  "fishy business" (2)  (October 9 - October 15)

                                                                                                                                Fish License
Two young men are standing by a river fishing when a local game warden wanders up behind them and says to them, "Hey fellas, nice day isn't it? You fellas mind if I see your fishin' licenses?" Well, about the time the question mark came out of the warden's mouth one of the young men dropped his pole and took off running down the river's edge and then up through the forest and of course the warden took off straight after him. The warden must have chased that fella about half a mile when the guy just stopped running and sat down on a large stump. As he sat down he reached into his pocket and pulled out a license to fish in the area and handed it to the winded warden saying, "here ya go, completely legal." The warden drawing long and heavy breaths asked the young man, "Why did you run if you have a license, we've been on this chase for nearly a half mile through these thick woods and up and down in the valley ... why?" The young man leaned over with his arms resting on his knees and stared up to the bewildered warden and said "well, I happen to have a license to fish , but my friend back there didn't.

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