and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. A waitress noticed that
John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table,
while Mary acted quite unconcerned.
The waitress came over to the table and said to Mary, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband has just slid under the table."
Mary calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no, he didn't. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door."
see also "embarrassment 1": http://www.wepsite.de/joke(26).htm
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