Three friends were in a bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone should admit something they have never admitted to anyone. "Okay," says George, "I've never told anybody I'm gay." John follows, confessing :"I'm having an affair with the wife of my boss." Now it's Kenneth's turn and he begins: "I don't know how to tell you ..." "Don't be shy, come on, out with it, Kenneth!", shout George and John. "Well," says Kenneth with some hesitation, "... I can't keep secrets."
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