FINANCIAL NEWS JUST IN FROM JAPAN:
Origami Bank has folded. Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank is planning to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and going for a song. Meanwhile, investors' trust in Kamikaze Bank has nosedived. Some 500 employees at Karate Bank are getting the chop, and analysts report fishy goings on at Sushi Bank, whose employees are afraid they may get a raw deal.
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