How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer 1: Only one. They don't like to share a spotlight.
Answer 2: Five. One to climb the ladder and the other four to say: “That should have been me!”
Answer 3: One to change it, and 99 to stand there and say: “I could have done it better.”
Answer 4: Just one. He stands there, and the world revolves around him.
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