And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
2) Machiavelli's answer:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
3) Voltaire's answer:
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
4) Immanuel Kant's answer:
The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
5) Darwin's answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
6) Mark Twain's answer:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
7) Sigmund Freud's answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
8) Albert Einstein's answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
9) Ernest Hemingway's answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
10) The Sphinx's answer:
You tell me.
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