Joke of the week [347 = year 7, #35] lawyer jokes ctd. (March 9, 2009 - March 15, 2009)  

Miss Jenkins, a 5th grade teacher at Muncie High School, Indiana,  set her class the following math problem: "A wealthy man dies and leaves behind ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" After a very long silence in the classroom, little Johnnie raised his hand and Miss Jenkins asked him for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, little Johnnie answered, "A lawyer!"
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