Joke of the week [347 = year 7, #35] lawyer
jokes ctd. (March 9, 2009 - March 15, 2009)
Jenkins, a 5th grade teacher at Muncie High School, Indiana, set her class
the following math problem: "A wealthy man dies and leaves behind ten
million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son,
one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, little Johnnie raised his hand and
Miss Jenkins asked him for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice,
little Johnnie answered, "A lawyer!"
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