priest, a psychiatrist and a lawyer are together in a sailing ship when the boat
capsizes. In danger of drowning they decide that one of them should swim through
the dangerous waters to the shore for help. The lawyer volunteers. The priest
says, "You'll get killed, there are hundreds of hungry sharks between here
and the land. We'll just have to pray, God will save us."
"Bullshit", the lawyer shouts and jumps into the water and swims off.
As he swims towards the shore the sharks let him through. "That's a miracle,"
says the priest. "No, that's professional courtesy," says the
lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 347, 349
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