Joke of the week [348 = year 7, #36] lawyer jokes ctd. (March 16, 2009 - March 22, 2009)  

A priest, a psychiatrist and a lawyer are together in a sailing ship when the boat capsizes. In danger of drowning they decide that one of them should swim through the dangerous waters to the shore for help. The lawyer volunteers. The priest says, "You'll get killed, there are hundreds of hungry sharks between here and the land. We'll just have to pray, God will save us." "Bullshit", the lawyer shouts and jumps into the water and swims off. As he swims towards the shore the sharks let him through. "That's a miracle," says the priest. "No, that's professional courtesy," says the psychiatrist.
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