Lucifer himself visited a lawyer's office and made an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil told the lawyer. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you will have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment, then asked, "What's the catch?"
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