Joke of the week [416 = year 8, #52]   football (2): "kid stuff" (July 5, 2010 - July 11, 2010)

1) ‘I understand you’re a member of the school football team,’ said a visiting uncle to seven-year-old Johnny. ‘What position do you play?’ ‘I’m not sure,’ answered the 
     boy, ‘but I think I heard teacher say that I was the team’s main drawback.’

2) Little Jimmy was having tea with his auntie. ‘Now what do you do on Saturday afternoons?’ she asked.
    ‘I go to the football match,’ replied the child.
    ‘And what do you do on Sunday afternoons?’
    ‘I go to Sunday School.’
    ‘And which do you like best?’
     ‘There’s not much to choose between them, really,’ said the boy. ‘At Sunday School they tell me to stand up for Jesus’ sake and at the football match they tell me 
      to sit down for God’s sake!’

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