Exchange of telegrams between G. B. Shaw and Winston
George Bernard Shaw sends the following telgram to Winston Churchill: "Reserved you two tickets for my opening night. Bring friend, if you have one."
Churchill replies as follows: "Unable to attend opening night, will attend 2nd night, if you have one."
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