Joke of the week [401 = year 8, #37]  nun at the wheel (March 22, 2010 - March 28, 2010)

A policeman stops a car full of nuns. Policeman: "Sister, the speed limit is 65 miles per hour. Why are you going so slowly?" Nun: "Sir, I saw lots of signs that said 22, not 65." Policeman: "That's not the speed limit! That's the number of the highway you are on." Nun: "Oh! Thanks for letting me know, officer. In future, I'll be more careful." Then the policeman looks in the back seat, where the other nuns are sitting and trembling. Policeman: "Excuse me, Sister. What's wrong with your friends? They are all trembling." Nun: "Oh, we just got off highway 119."

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