Freudian slip(s) or couch potato(es) (index): 16 cartoons [plus 4 jokes]

psychiatrist (1)     psychiatrist (2)     psychiatrist (3)    psychiatrist (4)  psychiatrist (5)     psychiatrist(6)
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psychiatrist (13)   psychiatrist (14)   psychiatrist (15)     psychiatrist (16)

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains!                                   click> Joke of the week #79
Pull yourself together, man!                                                                           click> Joke of the week #80

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell.                                                      click> Joke of the week #81
Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring.                          click> Joke of the week #297

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.                                         click> health matters (cartoons) 
Don't let people push you around.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.            click> The Psychiatrist Sketch    
Who said that?!

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.                            
What do you mean by that?

Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me!
Next!

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!
Lie on the couch, face down.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.
Calm down. Cheer up. Calm down. Cheer up. Calm...

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint?
Who wants to know?

Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how long have you had this complaint?
What complaint?

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
No problem. Hop up on the couch.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
You do look a little pail.

Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.
Wait a minute please.

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
Don't answer!

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