Joke of the week [185 = year 4, #29]  "A man walks into a bar" (January 30 - February 5)

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. I'll have a pint of beer and a double whisky for Tiny here," he says. Curious, the barman asks, "Why is he called tiny?" To which the man replies, "because he's my newt." (geddit?)

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