Joke of the week [102 = year 2, #49] "How many theatre critics does it take ..." (June 28 - July 4)
How many theatre
critics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: All of them - 1 to be highly critical of the design elements, 1 to express contempt for the glow of the lamp, 1 to lambast the interpretation of wattage used, 1 to critique the performance of the bulb itself, 1 to recall superb light bulbs of past seasons and lament how this one fails to measure up, and all to join in the refrain reflecting on how they could build a better light bulb in their sleep.
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