Q: How do
bunnies stay healthy?
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing (at) you.
Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A: A hare brain.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
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