Joke of the week [245 = year 5, #37] A man returns from
Africa ... (March 26 -
April 1)
The
man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone at
his bedside rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from
your tests and we've found you have an extremely deadly virus, which is very
contagious."
"Oh
my gosh," cried the man. "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well
we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will
that cure me?" asked the patient.
The
doctor replied, "Well no, but
it's
the only food we can get under the door."
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