cat dies and goes to heaven. God says to him: "You've been a good cat all
these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The
cat says: "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family and had to sleep on
hardwood floors." God says: "Say no more." And instantly a fluffy
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer He made the cat and the mice say in unison: "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says: "Say no more." And instantly each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God checks to see how the cat is doing. "How are you doing? Are you happy here?" He asks. The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels You've been sending over are simply delicious."
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