Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese man were hired at a construction site. The
foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in
charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You're in charge of
shovelling." To the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a while. I expect the pile to be gone
when I'm back."
But when the foreman returns the sand is untouched. He asks the Irishman why he didn't shovel. "I couldn't get meself no shovel. You left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him nowhere." He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" "I no gotta no broom an' I no finda no Chinaman."
The foreman gets really angry and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere until the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "Supplies!"
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