Cardinal Ratzinger enters the office of Pope John Paul II and says, "Your Holiness, I have good news and bad news."
"We're in the Good News business," replies the Pope. "Let's hear the good news first."
"Well, the good news is - Jesus has finally returned."
"Woo-hoo," cries the Pope, and he jumps up on the desk to dance a jig.
When he finally winds down, he asks the Cardinal, "What could possibly be bad news after that?"
"Well," replies the Cardinal, mournfully, "he's calling from Salt Lake City."

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