of the week : (March 3 - March 9)
enters the office of Pope John Paul II and says, "Your Holiness, I
have good news and bad news."
"We're in the Good News business," replies the Pope. "Let's
hear the good news first."
"Well, the good news is - Jesus has finally returned."
"Woo-hoo," cries the Pope, and he jumps up on the desk to dance
When he finally winds down, he asks the Cardinal, "What could
possibly be bad news after that?"
"Well," replies the Cardinal, mournfully, "he's calling
from Salt Lake City."
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