A priest woke up one Sunday morning and looking outside he saw that it was a beautiful day. He decided to skip church and go play a round of golf instead. He drove about 40 miles out of town to avoid being spotted by his parishioners. As he was setting up his first drive on the first hole, Jesus leaned over to God and asked him, "Are you going to let him get away with this?" God told him not to worry, he would handle it. Just as God said that, the priest hit the drive of his life. The ball travelled 500 feet to the green, bounced once and rolled into the hole. The priest stabbed the air with his right fist in ecstatic joy, shouting, "Wow, what a shot!" Jesus asked God, "Why would you let him do that?" To which God only replied, "Because, who is he going to tell?"
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