Joke of the week [45]: Dogged Determination (May 26 - June 2)

The telephone rang in the office of a theatrical agent. "Hullo," said a voice. "I want a job. I can sing , dance and juggle." "So can a    thousand other people ..... and they're all out of work," snapped the agent. "Just a minute ..... don't hang up. I can play the piano, walk the tight-rope and recite the whole of 'Paradise Lost'." "So can all the others. You're wasting my time. Good-bye." "Just a    minute,"   pleaded the voice. There's one other thing: I'm a dog."

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