Joke of the week [273 = year 6, #13]  Crocodile & Chicken (October 8 - October 14)

A guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the bartender, "I'll have a Scotch and a soda." Then the crocodile says, "And I'll have a whiskey sour." The dumbfounded bartenders gasps, "I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!" And the guy says, "He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist."

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