Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
2) Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
3) Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
4) Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear.
5) Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
6) Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
7) Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? see also: #343
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