Joke of the week [82 = year 2, #30] Valentine's Day (1) (February 9 - February 15)
Seven
St
Valentine's Jokes:
1)
Q:
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
2) Q:
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
3) Q:
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
4) Q:
What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear.
5) Q:
What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A
stamp.
6) Q:
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor
who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
7) Q:
If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
see also: #343
A: Antelope.
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