Q: Who sends a thousand valentine cards signed Guess
A: A divorce lawyer.
2) Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.
3) Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? see also: #82
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
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