On the sixth day God turned to the archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I'm going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall, majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles and beautiful sparkling lakes teeming with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elks, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants prosper, and I shall call these inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most friendly people on earth. "But Lord," asked Gabriel, " don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really," God replied. "Just wait and see what neighbours I'm going to give them."
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