Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Read less.
3. Watch more TV.
4. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
5. Get into a whole NEW rut.
6. Create some loose ends.
7. Get further in debt.
8. Break at least one traffic law.
9. Wait around for opportunity.
10. Focus on the faults of others.
11. Mope about their multitude of faults.
12. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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