Joke of the week [503 = year 10, #35] changing a light bulb (stockbrokers) (March 5, 2012 - March 11, 2012)  

Q: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
    see also: #283; #350; #351; #357; #408; #409; 495; 496; 497; 498; 499; 500; 501; 502; 503; 504; 505; 506; 507; 508; 509; 510;

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