Joke of the week [181 = year 4, #25] "speeding old ladies" (January 2 - January 8)
A policeman sees a car driving along the highway at only 22 miles per hour and thinks, "Driving this slowly is as dangerous as speeding!" So he stops the car. Four elderly ladies are inside, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The lady who is driving asks, "Officer, what have I done wrong? I was doing 22, exactly the speed limit!" Smiling, the officer explains that '22' is the name of the route, not the speed limit. "But before you go on," says the policeman, " is everyone in the car alright? The other ladies look like they're really afraid - and they haven't said a word." "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We've just left Route '119'."
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