Joke of the week [73 = year 2, #21]: 3 CHRI$TMA$ crackers  (December 8 - December 14)

Q: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A: Tarzipan !
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Q: What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?        
A: Grave-y !                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                          
Q: This turkey tastes like an old settee*).                                                                                   *) settee (BrE) = sofa

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