What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A: Tarzipan !
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Q: What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
A: Grave-y !
Q: This turkey tastes like an old settee*). *) settee (BrE) = sofa
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