"Knock, knock. – Who’s there?"

Christmas version

1) A: Knock, knock. – Who’s there?

B: Fiona.

A: Fiona who?

B: Fiona had some money, I could buy you a Christmas present.

 

2) A: Knock, knock. – Who’s there?

B: Noise.

A: Noise who?

B: Noise to see a full stocking on Christmas morning.

 

3) A: Knock, knock. – Who’s there?

B: Dexter.

A: Dexter who?

B: Dexter the halls with boughs of holly ...

 

4) A: Knock, knock. – Who’s there?

B: Wencelas.

A: Wencelas who?

B: Wencelas bus home on Christmas Eve?

 

5)A: Knock, knock. – Who’s there?

B: Snow.

A: Snow who?

B: Snow business like show business.

 

6) A: Knock, knock. – Who’s there?

B: Mary.

A: Mary who?

B: Mary Christmas.