19 CHRI$TMA$ CRACKERS

1) Q: Whatís the use of reindeer?

    A: It makes the garden grow, sweetie.

2) Q: What did Santa give the deaf fisherman for Christmas?

    A: A herring (!) aid.

3) Q: Where is the best place to buy your dog a present?

    A: Leeds.

4) Q: What do angels write on their Christmas cards?

    A: Halo (!), everybody

5) Q: What do vampires write on their Christmas cards?

    A: Best vicious of the season.

6) Q: What did Adam write on his Christmas card?

    A: Merry Christmas, Eve.

7) Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

    A: Frostbite!

8) Q: What do gorillas sing at Christmas?

    A: Jungle bells, jungle bells .....

9) Q: What happens to you at Christmas?

    A: Yule (!) be happy.

10) Q: Whatís the difference between a sick reindeer and a dead bee?

      A: Oneís a seedy beast and the otherís a bee deceased.

11) Q: What did the hungry reindeer say when he only had thistles to eat?

      A: Thistle (!) have to do.

12) Q: What is the wettest animal?

      A: The reindeer.

13) Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?

      A: Freeze (!) a jolly good fellow.

14) Q: What happened when the Christmas fairy ate a tree decoration by mistake?

      A: She got tinselitis (!).

15) Q: Which sort of elf eats its food quickly?

      A: A goblin (!).                                                                                                                                       Have a 

16) Q: What do you do with a blue reindeer?                                                                                     COOL YULE

      A: Try to cheer it up.                                                                                                                              and a 

17) Q: How does a snowman travel around?                                                                           FESTIVE FIRST,

      A: By icicle.                                                                                                                                              W.E.P.

18) Q: Whatís an ig?

      A: An Eskimoís home without a loo.

19) Q: Whatís a snowmanís favourite song?

      A: There's no business like snow business.

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