50 CRAZY, or rather "SILLY", QUESTIONS:
Answers in square brackets written sdrawkcab!
Some
of these questions had to be answered in the INTELLIGENCE TEST
of Funsense
& Razzamatazz:
see:
"Programme" # VII
1) What pet makes the loudest noise? -
[.tepmurt ehT] >see:
photo
2) What do you get if you cross a hamburger with
a Scotsman? -
[.caM gib A]
3) What do you get if you cross a centipede with
a parrot? - [.eiklat-eiklaw A]
4) What is the river Nile called at its source?
- [.elinevuj ehT]
5) How do you communicate with a fish? -
[.enil a mih pord ouY]
6) What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? -
[.hcum tea t’nseod tI]
7) What does Luke Skywalker shave with? – [.edalb
resal A]
8) Do robots have brothers? -
[.sretsisnart ylno, oN]
9) What do sea monsters eat? -
[.spihs dna hsiF]
10)
What do you get if you cross a car with a book? [.yhpargoibotua nA]
11)
What's a cross between an ambassador and a rug called? [.tamolpid A]
12)
What's green and makes a lot of noise? [.nrohgorf A]
13)
What sits on the sea bed and shakes? [.kcerw suovren A]
14)
What do twins speak in Holland? [.hctuD elbuoD]
15)
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a camera? [.tohs pans A]
16)
What goes zzub-zzub? [.sdrawkcab gniylf eeb A]
17) What do you call a German footballer who scores three goals? [.cirtaireg A]
18)
What makes a tree noisy? [.krab stI]
19)
How does an octopus go into battle? [.demra-ylluF]
20)
What's a bull called when he's asleep? [.rezodllub A]
21)
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? ["?nroC poP si erehW"]
22)
Why is Sunday the strongest day? [.syadkeew era syad rehto
llA]
23) Do
you know a word that starts with e and has only one letter in it?
[.epolevne nA]
24)
What is the hardest part of learning to skate? [.eci ehT]
25)
What is black and white and has 16 wheels? [.setaks rellor no arbez A]
26)
What is a ten-letter word that starts with gas? [.elibomotua nA]
27)
Why do cows wear bells? [.krow t'nod snroh rieht esuaceB]
28)
What do gorillas sing at Christmas? [...slleb elgnuj,
slleb elgnuJ]
just
click here for plenty more CHRISTMAS GOODIES
29)
What's the biggest moth of all? [.htommam ehT]
30) What do prisoners use to call each other? [.senohp lleC] geddit?
joke of the week: #93
31) If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? [.sreppilS]
32) What's brown, smelly and sounds like a bell? [.gnuD]
33) What kind of lion is perfectly harmless? [.noilednad A]
34) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? [.torrac A]
35) What do you call a man under a car? [.kcaJ]
36) What do you call a man with no legs? [.lieN] rather
sick!
37) What do you call a man who is deeply in debt? [.newO]
38) What do you call a man buried in a garden. [.eteP]
geddit? joke of the week: #455
39) What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? [.nerraW] geddit?
Warren (name) versus : http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/warren
40) How do very small people communicate with each other? [.senohporcim htiW]
41) What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left home? [.nosiB]
joke of the week: #238
42) What is the smallest ant in the world? -
[.tnafni ehT]
43) What ants are the biggest? [.stnahpelE]
44) What ants are bigger than elephants? [.stnaiG]
45) What do you call a flying elephant? [.tej obmuj A]
45) What do you call a 100-year-old ant? [.euqitna nA]
46) What bird is always out of breath? [.niffup A]
47) What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? [!maD]
48) What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? [.sknurt gnimmiwS]
49) What cheese is made backwards? [.madE]
50)
What did Noah use to see in the dark? [.sthgildoolF]
That should do for a start! A further 10 CRAZY QUESTIONS are "in the pipeline". What about contributing some good ones to this wepsite? Just get in touch with W.E.P. via e-mail.
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