I) Question: What
do you call 10,000 Frenchmen with their arms up? Answer: An army.
II) Question: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast? Answer: You can make soldiers out of toast. [soldier (informal): a strip of bread or toast, used for dipping into a soft-boiled egg]
For the source of these "jokes" go to: Gibes at the French
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