Joke of the week [173 = year 4, #17] mummy in the Negev Desert (November 7 - November 13)
An archeologist was digging
in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After
examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.
"I've just discovered a 3000-year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure! the excited scientist exclaimed.
The curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
A week later the curator called the archeologist, "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
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