Joke of the week [326 = year 7, #14] money (1), banks     (October 13, 2008 - October 19, 2008)  

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to talk to Mr Timothy Brown, who, I understand, is a tried*) and trusted employee of yours."
The manager said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried*) as soon as we catch him."    *)
pun on the different meanings of "tried"

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