A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot on the left costs $ 500." "Why so much?" asked the man. The owner replied, "Well, that parrot knows how to use a computer." Then the man asked about the next parrot. The owner said, "This parrot costs $ 1000. It can do everything the other parrot can, plus it knows how to program in several different languages." The increasingly startled man asked about the third parrot. The owner said that it cost $ 2000 and, of course, the man had to ask, "Well, what can it do?" The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen it do anything, but the other two call him boss."
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