Joke of the week [252 = year 5, #44]  "gender studies" (May 14 - May 20)

A burly, good ol' Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around."
The steward answers, "Actually, I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink."
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it. In fact the entire flight crew is female." 
Passenger: "I don't believe it! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually, sir, we don't call it that anymore."

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