George Bush, Jr. dies and goes up to the Pearly Gates to await being let in. Upon arrival St. Peter asks, as he does everyone, "Name and occupation?"
George W. replies, "George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States."
St. Peter replies, "I'm sorry to have to do this, but we got a lot of people coming through here claiming to be people they aren't. Can you prove that you are indeed George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States?"
Offended, George Jr. exclaims, "I was the ruler of the free world. How dare you ask me to prove who I am."
St. Peter replies, "I'm sorry sir, but when Einstein died he had to prove the theory of relativity. When Picasso died, he had to paint something. Now you're here and I need some proof that you're who you say you are."
"I can fully appreciate that," says the younger George Bush. "But who is Einstein and Picasso?"
St Peter replies, "That will do just fine, Mr. Bush. You may go ahead on through."

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