"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found at the scene of the crime." "Oh, no - I'm done for!" cried the client. "What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is down to 130!"
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