JOKES OF THE WEEK: All 520 of them!

INDEX BY TOPIC

ANIMAL JOKES: #3 (millipede); #10 (duck 1); # 21 (panda) = #58 (panda); #27 (elephant 1); #45 (dog 1); #58 (panda) = #21 (panda); #83 (parrot 1); #97 (tiger); #124 (frog); #125 (dog 2); #126 (cow); #153 (elephant 2); #154(elephant 3); #161 (duck 2); #193 (hamster & frogs); #201 (kangaroo); #235 (dog 3); #236 (parrot 2); #238 (buffalo); #244 (snake); #250 (dog 4); #251 (elephant 4 & ant); #257 (duck 3); #259 (elephant 5); #260 (elephant 6); #268 (cat); #269 (rabbit 1); #270 (rabbit 2); #271 (rabbit 3); #272 (Rottweiler); #273 (chicken & crocodile); #276 (dog 5); #279 = #433 (bear); #323 (dog 6); #288 (elephant 7); #352 (parrot 3); #353 (parrot 3); #371 (dog 6); #418 (hedgehog);  

BAR JOKES: #1; #21 = #58; #53; #58 = #21; #157; #185; #193; #194; #195; #196; #197; #198; #199; #200; #201; #257; #263; #279 = #433; #280; #285 = #322; #288;

BLONDE JOKES: #4; #22; #337; #338; #339; #340; #345;

BOOK TITLES/PHONETICS: #34; #378; #379; #380; #381; #382; #383; #384;

BOOZE: #19; #40; #132; #233; #234; #255; #285 = #322; #321; #323; #324; #325 = #414; #407; #411; #412; #413; #414 = #325;           

BUSH BASHING: #11; #30; #31; #121; #122; #123; #211; #212; #213; #214;

BUSINESS/OFFICE/MANAGEMENT: #64; #88; #182; #353;

CHICKEN (CROSSING THE ROAD): #133; #134; #135; #136; #160;

CHURCHILL: #359; #360; #361; #362;

COMPUTERS: #92; #312; #313; #314; #390;

CRICKET: #111; #112; #113; #114;

CRIME:  #20; #66; #249; see alsoDETECTIVE

DAFT DEFINITIONS: #56; #57; #94; #95; #96; #116; #190; #226; #372; #373; #374;

DETECTIVE: #66; #192; #301; see alsoCRIME  

DOCTOR, DOCTOR: #151; #152; #240; #241; #258; #261;

EDUCATION (School/College/Exams/Subjects): #13; #50; #71; #78; #156; # 159; #171; #177; #222; #223; #224; #243; #282; #287; #290; #302; #303; #342; #365;

EMBARRASSMENT: #26; #77;

ENGINEERS: #69; #70; #71;

(IMPROVING YOUR) ENGLISH: #227; #228; #229;  

ETHNIC JOKES:
 1) “BRITISH”:
    a) Irish: #6; #104; #105; #106; #107; #165; #166; #225; #234; #253; #254; #255; #256; #310; #311; #325 = #414; #350; #357; #391; #410;

    b) Scottish: #44; #47; #48; #184; #309; #310; #311; #370;

    c) Welsh: #108; #109; #110; #111;

    d) Aussies: #84; #85; #86; #208;
 2) Chinese: #138; 139; #140; #305; #315; #316; 317; #318; #319; #320; #344; #377;

 3) Fränglish (!): #394;
 4) French: #32;

 5) Italian: #246; #247; #248;
 6) Krauts: #310,3 = #392; #391;

 7) Spanish (in Spanish): #115;
 8) Yanks: #137; #205; #209; #210; #195 (Arkansas); #196 (Texas); #274 (Arkansas);
 9) “generic”: #393; #398;
 

FISHY BUSINESS: #220; #221; 

FOOTBALL: #207; #415; #416; #417;

FOREIGN LANGUAGES: #100; #137; #286;

“GEDDIT?” (PUNS): #16; #41; #43 = #432; #55; #59; #60; #62 = #430; #98; #99; #100; #120,2; #131; #149,2+3; #172,1; #179; #202 = #429; # 240; #270,3; #272; #279 = #433; #300; #341; #428; #429; #430; #431; #432; #433; #434; #435; #436; #437; #438; #439; #443; #444; #445; #446; #447; #448; #449; #450; #451; #452; #453; #454; #455; #456; #457; #458; #459; #460; #461; #462; #463; #464; #465; #466; #467; #468; #469; #470; #471; #472;

GENDER: #158; #252; #397;

GENTLEMAN: #114; #308; #358; #369; #370,2;  

GRAMMAR (plus PRONUNCIACION, PUNCTUATION, PUN): #35; #130; #203; #242; #277; #364; #366; #367; #413;

HOLIDAYS & FESTIVALS:
 1)
Christmas
: #23; #24; #73; #74; #75; #127; #128; #179; #180; #230; #231; #232; #284; #336; #388; #440; #441; #492; #493;
 2) Easter: #141;
 3) Epiphany: #442;
 4) Halloween: #172; #389;  
 5) New Year: #76; #129; #285; #493;
 6) Valentine’s Day: #82; #343; 
 7)
going on holiday: #39;  

JUDGES: #89; #90; #91; see also “LAWYERS”

KID SUFF: #118; #119; #296;

LAWYERS: #25; #175; #239; #263; #347; #348; #349;

LIGHT BULB JOKES: #283; #350; #351; #357; #408; #409; 495; 496; 497; 498; 499; 500; 501; 502; 503; 504; 505; 506; 507; 508; 509; 510; 511;

LINGUISTICS: #174; #186; #187; 189; #278; #286; #341( = #430 + #432); #368; 518; 520;

MENTAL HOME: #28; #262;

MILITARY: #117; #215; #216; #217; #218; #219;  

MIXED BAG: birthday: #67; cabbies & hookers: #38; caveman: #363; holiday: #39; nice catch: #49; “deaf sentence”: (David Lodge) #367; Picasso: #346; piano tuner: #2; pine forest: #418; fitting reply: #419; romance: #63; not so smart: #42; silly: #61; not knowing the time: #354; ventriloquist: #274; zoo: #46; naughty: #36 = #72; interview: #65; playing cards: #494;

MONEY, MONEY: #292; #293; #294; #326; #327; #328; #334; #335; #338; #395 = #327,1; #396; #397;

NEWS (good news < > bad news): #291; #295;

OLD AGE, “SENIOR MOMENT”: #87; #162; #163; #164; #181; #261; #375; #376; 512; 513; 514: 515;

OLD ... NEVER DIE:  #481; #482; #483; #484; #485; #486; #487; #488; #489; #490; #491;

PHONETICS: #61; # 100; #151,2; #152,1+3; #206; #320(!); #364; #367; #374,43; #392;  516; 517; 519;   see also “SILLY BOOK TITLES” & PUNORAMA

POLITICIANS: #407; #408; #409;

POLICE: see “PULLED OVER”

PRISON: #203 = #277; #386; see also “CRIME”

PSYCHIATRIST: #79; #80; #81; #297; #298; #299;

PUNORAMA: #59; #60; #98; #99;

PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE: #40; #191; #237; #275; #387; #401;

QUESTIONS (CRAZY or SILLY): #8; #17; #51; #52; #54; #93; #204; #238; 

RELIGION:
 1) God: #264; #265; #266; #267;
 2) Bible (Old/New Testament): #14; #15; #169; #170; #173; #335;
 3) heaven: #194; #420; #421; #422; #423; #424; #425; #426; #427;
 4) heaven & hell: #7; #176; #207;

 5) priests/rabbis/monks/nuns: #12; #37; #105 (Irish); #167; #168; #253; #255; #281; #355; #356; #389; #399; #400; #401; #404; #405; #406;

 6) sermon: #402; #403;
 7) various: #66 (miracle 1); #97 (miracle 2);
 

RESTAURANT: #155; #304; #305; #306;

SEX: #20; #26; #53; #118; #249; #296; #297;

“SICK” (HUMOUR): #5; #9; #18; #28; #30; #131; #159; #171; #172,1; #178; #245; #291; #365; #473; #474; #475; #476; #477; #476; #477; #478; #479; #480;

(SPEAKING) SOUTHERN: #142; #143; #144; #145; #146;

SURPRISE: #20; #33; #183; #275; #289; #344; #385;

(THE ART OF) TRANSLATION: #188; #300;

THEATRE: #101; #102; #103;

WAITER, WAITER: #120; #147; #148; #149; #150;

US ELECTION 2008: #329; #330; #331; #332; #333;  see also “BUSH BASHING”

US PRESIDENTS:  #307;           see also “BUSH BASHING”

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