JOKES OF THE WEEK: All 520 of them!
INDEX BY TOPIC
ANIMAL JOKES:
#3 (millipede);
#10 (duck 1); #
21 (panda) = #58 (panda);
#27 (elephant
1);
#45 (dog 1); #58
(panda) = #21 (panda);
#83 (parrot 1); #97
(tiger); #124 (frog);
#125 (dog 2);
#126 (cow); #153
(elephant 2); #154(elephant
3); #161 (duck 2);
#193 (hamster
& frogs); #201 (kangaroo);
#235 (dog 3); #236
(parrot 2); #238 (buffalo);
#244 (snake); #250 (dog
4); #251 (elephant 4 &
ant); #257 (duck 3);
#259 (elephant 5); #260
(elephant 6); #268 (cat);
#269 (rabbit 1); #270
(rabbit 2); #271 (rabbit
3); #272 (Rottweiler);
#273 (chicken & crocodile);
#276 (dog 5); #279 = #433
(bear); #323 (dog 6);
#288 (elephant 7); #352
(parrot 3); #353 (parrot
3); #371 (dog 6);
#418 (hedgehog);
BAR JOKES: #1;
#21 = #58;
#53; #58 =
#21; #157; #185;
#193; #194; #195;
#196; #197; #198;
#199;
#200; #201;
#257; #263;
#279 = #433;
#280; #285
= #322;
#288;
BLONDE JOKES: #4;
#22; #337;
#338; #339;
#340; #345;
BOOK
TITLES/PHONETICS: #34;
#378; #379;
#380;
#381; #382;
#383; #384;
BOOZE: #19; #40; #132; #233; #234; #255; #285 = #322; #321; #323; #324; #325 = #414; #407; #411; #412; #413; #414 = #325;
BUSH BASHING: #11;
#30; #31;
#121; #122;
#123; #211;
#212; #213;
#214;
BUSINESS/OFFICE/MANAGEMENT: #64; #88;
#182; #353;
CHICKEN (CROSSING THE ROAD): #133; #134; #135; #136; #160;
CHURCHILL: #359; #360;
#361; #362;
COMPUTERS: #92; #312;
#313; #314;
#390;
CRICKET: #111; #112;
#113; #114;
CRIME: #20;
#66;
#249; see also “DETECTIVE”
DAFT
DEFINITIONS: #56;
#57; #94; #95;
#96; #116; #190;
#226; #372; #373;
#374;
DETECTIVE: #66; #192; #301; see also “CRIME”
DOCTOR,
DOCTOR: #151;
#152; #240;
#241; #258;
#261;
EDUCATION
(School/College/Exams/Subjects):
#13; #50;
#71;
(IMPROVING
YOUR) ENGLISH: #227;
#228; #229;
ETHNIC JOKES:
1) “BRITISH”:
a) Irish: #6; #104;
#105; #106;
#107; #165;
#166; #225;
#234; #253;
#254; #255;
#256; #310;
#311; #325
= #414;
#350; #357;
#391; #410;
b) Scottish: #44;
#47; #48;
#184; #309;
#310; #311;
#370;
c) Welsh: #108;
#109; #110;
#111;
d) Aussies: #84;
#85; #86;
#208;
2) Chinese: #138;
139; #140;
#305; #315;
#316; 317;
#318; #319;
#320; #344;
#377;
3) Fränglish (!): #394;
4) French: #32;
5) Italian: #246;
#247; #248;
6) Krauts: #310,3 = #392;
#391;
7) Spanish (in Spanish): #115;
8) Yanks: #137; #205;
#209; #210;
#195 (Arkansas); #196
(Texas); #274
(Arkansas);
9) “generic”: #393;
#398;
FOOTBALL: #207; #415;
#416; #417;
FOREIGN
LANGUAGES: #100;
#137; #286;
“GEDDIT?” (PUNS):
#16; #41;
#43 = #432;
#55;
#59; #60;
#62 = #430;
#98; #99;
#100;
#120,2; #131;
#149,2+3;
#172,1; #179;
#202 =
#429; # 240;
#270,3;
#272; #279 = #433;
#300; #341; #428;
#429; #430;
#431;
#432; #433;
#434;
#435; #436;
#437;
#438; #439;
#443; #444; #445;
#446; #447;
#448;
#449; #450;
#451;
#452; #453;
#454;
#455; #456;
#457;
GENTLEMAN: #114;
#308;
#358; #369;
#370,2;
GRAMMAR
(plus PRONUNCIACION, PUNCTUATION, PUN): #35; #130;
#203; #242;
#277; #364;
#366; #367;
#413;
HOLIDAYS & FESTIVALS:
1) Christmas: #23; #24;
#73; #74;
#75; #127;
#128; #179;
#180; #230;
#231; #232;
#284; #336; #388;
#440; #441; #492;
#493;
2)
Easter: #141;
3) Epiphany: #442;
4)
Halloween: #172;
#389;
5)
New Year: #76; #129;
#285; #493;
6)
Valentine’s
Day: #82; #343;
7)
going on holiday: #39
JUDGES: #89;
#90;
#91; see also “LAWYERS”
LAWYERS: #25; #175;
#239; #263;
#347;
#348; #349;
LIGHT
BULB JOKES: #283;
#350; #351;
#357; #408;
#409;
LINGUISTICS: #174; #186;
#187; 189;
#278; #286;
#341( = #430
+ #432);
#368;
MILITARY: #117; #215;
#216; #217;
#218; #219;
MIXED BAG:
birthday: #67; cabbies & hookers: #38; caveman: #363; holiday: #39; nice catch:
#49; “deaf sentence”: (David Lodge) #367;
Picasso: #346; piano tuner: #2;
pine forest: #418; fitting reply: #419; romance: #63; not so smart: #42; silly: #61; not knowing the time: #354; ventriloquist:
#274; zoo:
#46; naughty:
#36 = #72; interview:
#65;
MONEY, MONEY: #292;
#293; #294;
#326; #327;
#328; #334;
#335; #338;
#395 = #327,1;
#396; #397;
NEWS
(good news < > bad news):
#291; #295;
OLD
AGE, “SENIOR MOMENT”:
#87; #162;
#163; #164;
#181;
#261;
#375; #376;
512;
513;
514:
515;
OLD ... NEVER DIE: #481; #482; #483; #484; #485; #486; #487; #488; #489; #490; #491;
PHONETICS: #61; #
100; #151,2;
#152,1+3;
#206; #320(!);
#364; #367;
#374,43; #392;
516;
517; 519;
see also “SILLY BOOK TITLES” & PUNORAMA
POLITICIANS: #407; #408;
#409;
PRISON: #203 = #277;
#386; see also “CRIME”
PSYCHIATRIST: #79; #80; #81; #297; #298; #299;
PULLED
OVER BY THE POLICE:
#40; #191;
#237; #275;
#387; #401;
QUESTIONS
(CRAZY or SILLY): #8;
#17; #51;
#52; #54;
#93; #204;
#238;
RELIGION:
1) God: #264;
#265; #266;
#267;
2) Bible
(Old/New Testament): #14;
#15; #169;
#170; #173;
#335;
3) heaven: #194;
#420; #421;
#422; #423;
#424; #425;
#426; #427;
4) heaven & hell: #7;
#176; #207;
5) priests/rabbis/monks/nuns: #12;
#37; #105
(Irish); #167;
#168; #253;
#255; #281;
#355; #356;
#389; #399;
#400; #401;
#404; #405;
#406;
6) sermon: #402;
#403;
7) various: #66 (miracle 1);
#97 (miracle 2);
RESTAURANT: #155; #304;
#305; #306;
SEX: #20; #26;
#53;
#118; #249;
#296;
#297;
“SICK”
(HUMOUR): #5;
#9; #18;
#28; #30;
#131; #159;
#171;
#172,1;
#178; #245;
#291; #365;
(SPEAKING)
SOUTHERN: #142;
#143; #144;
#145; #146;
SURPRISE: #20; #33;
#183; #275;
#289; #344;
#385;
(THE
ART OF) TRANSLATION:
#188; #300;
WAITER,
WAITER: #120;
#147; #148;
#149;
#150;
US
ELECTION 2008: #329;
#330; #331;
#332; #333; see also
“BUSH BASHING”
US
PRESIDENTS: #307; see
also “BUSH BASHING”
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