Joke of the week [148 = year 3, #44] Waiter, waiter ... (2)  (May 16 - May 22)

1) Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
    What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

2) Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
    Yes sir, it's the fly's day off.

3) Waiter, waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
    So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? 

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