Father O'Brian is walking down the road when he passes two nuns coming the other way. He nods in greeting and one of the nuns says. "Ah, Father, I see you got out of the wrong side of bed this morning." Father O'Brian is surprised by this remark, but he walks on. Soon he comes across an altar-boy. "Good morning, Father," says the boy. I see you got out of the wrong side of bed this morning." Once more, Father O'Brian is puzzled by this comment, but he walks on. The next person the Father sees is Bishop O'Leary. "Hello, O'Brian," says the Bishop. "I see you got out of the wrong side of bed this morning." "You know," says Father O'Brian, "you are the third person who has said that to me today. Do I look in a bad mood or something? Because I actually feel very happy." "No," says the Bishop, "you don't look as if you were in a bad mood at all, but you are wearing your housekeeper's shoes."
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