Joke of the week [474 = year 10, #6] "croaking" (sick 2) (August 15, 2011 - August 21, 2011)  

A grandson ran up to his grandad and asked him if he could talk like a frog. "Of course not," replied grandad. A few minutes later, his granddaughter ran up and asked him the same question. "No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?" The granddaughter looked up at him and said: "Mum said that when you croak*, we can go to Disneyland."     *(sick) pun on the literal versus the slang meaning of "to croak"    http://www.dict.cc/?s=to+croak 

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