Joke of the week [293 = year 6, #33]banks (1), "IKB", "Bayern LB" etc.  (February 25, 2008 - March 2, 2008)

The president of one of the largest banks in the country was celebrating his 60th birthday. Usually a very reticent man, he agreed on this occasion to be interviewed by a journalist. "Sir, tell me, how did you become so successful?" the journalist asked. "Two words," the president answered. "And what are they, Sir?" the journalist asked. "Right decisions," the president replied. The journalist continued: "And how do you make right decisions?" "One word .... experience", the president replied. "And how do you get experience," the journalist wanted to know. "Two words," the president answered. "And what are they?"  the journalist asked. "Wrong decisions," the president replied.

back to joke(s) of the week (index)              back to joke of the week (collection)         back to homepage

THE BOTTOM LINE THE BOTTOM LINE THE BOTTOM LINE THE BOTTOM LINE THE BOTTOM LINE THE BOTTOM LINE THE BOTTOM LINE