A man was coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door to shake hands with the departing congregation. He grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The vicar said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, vicar." "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" asked the vicar. He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."
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