Waiter, waiter, there's a flea in my soup!
I'll tell him to hop it.
2) Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the breast-stroke to me, sir.
3) Waiter, waiter, do you call this a three-course meal?
That's right, sir. Two chips and a pea.
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