Joke of the week [203 = year 4, #47]  "sentencing" (June 5 - June 11)

A prison governor is appalled by the poor standard of English used by the inmates in his prison. To rectify this problem he decides to employ a teacher from the local grammar school, to set up remedial classes. In the first lesson, the teacher explains that she is going to start with the basics. "Who knows what comes after a sentence?" she asks. All the prisoners answer together, "The appeal!"

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